Baby Farts Are Not Silent
My baby farts like an adult, and her farts are as loud as can be. There is no silencing or muting them with her diaper. It makes no difference if I’m on an important phone call, when it’s really not a good time to let one RIP.
As a matter of fact, I was on a call to my health insurance trying to book an appointment when in the middle of an explanation, my daughter let out a massive fart. The representative speaking to me on the phone, to my horror, heard and actually went totally silent. It was as if she was pausing like one would to allow someone else to speak. She cleared her throat after my baby passed gas and resumed conversation thereafter.
My baby farts in grocery stores right next to a quiet couple trying to pick out tomato sauce for their pasta. My baby farts as the waiter at our favorite restaurant is right in the middle of trying to take our order. Of course, my baby farts like an adult so the waiter looks at my husband and I. He can’t imagine it came from our little cute smiling baby girl. My baby farts during moments of silence and prayer on the occasional Sunday we try to make to church service.
My baby passes gas with pride, much like her loud and talkative voice and her ambitious nature to get up and go. She is not shy while approaching kids much older and bigger. She wants to share her food with everyone and she loves animals as well as the outdoors.
My baby farts because she knows it’s better to not hold it in. A fart is meant to be expelled and, oh my, does she do it well.